Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.

You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.

We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.