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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

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Master lessons

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    1 个月前

    When I was in third grade, one of my classmates came up to me and asked me to spell ICUP and I spelled it E-Y-E-C-U-P the way you’re supposed to, and they got mad at me and said that I ruined the joke.

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      And I bet you wrote “Pen Fifteen” on your hand when asked to join that exclusive club.

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    Number five is incorrect

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      This guy’s trying to ruin my small business.

      • errer@lemmy.world
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        1 个月前

        It’s small now, but it keeps growing

    • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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      They’re more pop-in stalls.

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    Sooo…what? I’m just not supposed to go into the pop-up prostate exam tent? 🙄

    • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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      Just use caution if you feel both hands on your shoulders.

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        If it gets to that point, I’m probably way past when I should have used caution.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You do you, boo 🤷🏻

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    Nathan Fielder, my beloved ♥️

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    I have doubts about how much this person is learning.

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    1. You lost the game.
    • DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml
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      D:

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    I spent too long thinking what is 4…

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      911 what’s your emergency

      Hungry 😥

    • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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      The best pizza is from 911-867-5309

      • Pat@feddit.nu
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        Jenny’s Pizzeria?!

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          She has the best pies.

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    🤩Nathan Fielder😍

    Has everyone seen The Reheasal?? End of season 2???

    Best TV of all time.

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    Hmmm, wallet police here …

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    If you’re ever in jail, its okay to pick up a soap bar.

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