This is news to me so thanks for the heads up.

I’m awaiting my db0 approval now.

Pain is the only language some understand. It’s unfortunate but it’s true.

There’s a reason these little piss bucket streamers don’t pull this shit in places like UAE or Saudi Arabia. You won’t get six months. You just don’t come back. Ever.

Good riddance to the little cunt. I hope he gets his asshole resized real good.

Sonic Racing Crossworlds has been scratching the kart racer itch lately.

All those stakeholders be like

If observing a system changes it, then quantum mechanics is just the science of everything getting awkward once you make eye contact.

That’s fair. It’s not to say that I didn’t try the multiplayer in college. I was the only guy doing work-study with the network admin team so everyone needed me to configure their Xboxes for the campus LAN.

My favorite thing to do was to find a warthog and barrel around the map like a maniac trying to run people over. Still better than a dirty camper!

Halo was DoA for me after growing up with twitchy PC shooters like Unreal Tournament, Quake and Starsiege Tribes. The gameplay was glacially slow compared to what I was used to, but it did usher in online multiplayer to the console masses.

We’re soft and have abundance now. Wait until the food gets scarce.

Suppressed speech here you come!

Ooh! I’ve got this one!

I grew up in rural Mississippi and used to work with a guy who admitted to having never seen an Asian person outside of TV or film until he went to college. It was his roommate.

“Pull my finger, Funnie!”

Good catch! I knew I left out some greats. I came up with the list off the top of my head.

I didn’t get into Dragonball until my first semester of college in 2002. Toonami after work-study for an hour and then we all hit the cafeteria.

We didn’t know how good we had it.

My old roommate passed away in 2014. I still miss that goofy bastard.

Duck season

Definitely the '90s. It’s no contest.

• Reboot
• Back to the Future
• Hammerman
• Project Geeker
• Bobby’s World
• Rugrats
• The Critic
• Beetlejuice
• Aaaah! Real Monsters
• Doug
• Super Mario Bros.
• Mario Brothers 3
• Super Mario World
• Batman The Animated Series
• Darkwing Duck
• X-MEN The Animated Series
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Animaniacs
• Pinky and the Brain
• Hey Arnold!
• Tiny Toons
• The Tick
• Talespin
• Rocko’s Modern Life
• Pokémon
• Spider-Man the Animated Series
• Freakazoid
• The Angry Beavers
• Tales from the Crypt

I was a cartoon junkie as a kid. Good times.

Let’s take a moment to thank Ronald Reagan for this fuckery.

I feel you. I’m a child of the early eighties and my adult experiences have made me jaded as hell with debilitating trust issues. I’ve just about given up on anything improving.

Pure greed is fun until it bites you in the ass.

Fuck PepsiCo.

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