This ain’t even his first time in quicksand

Stay the fuck away from sand, buddy

Read the article - they clearly don’t read the news, and had no idea that other Germans had already been detained.

They should name the kid Samsung

Only if their sibling is Nadir

I was really referring to pressure-sensitive buttons.

The gyro feature also just sounds awful to me. I ain’t sitting perfectly level and still for that shit.

Edit: well fuck me for clarifying, apparently

Oh, it wasn’t a joke, I was just saying it in a humorous manner.

And which titles will support that?

I really dig what they did with the touchpads on the Steam Deck, and something like that, complete with the fully comprehensive mapping and input scheme system on the Steam Deck, would probably get me to buy one even though I am very happy with my XBox Elite 2 controller.

Well, now it’s time to swing to an even Nazier Nazi.

Hologram technology really has come a long way

Oh. I thought we were gonna make more eggs

Or what, you’ll cuddle me?

Happy Noodle Boy

How well do you think you would sleep at 350°?

291 kilo what?

Stop giving them ideas

All Kids Left Behind

And uhhh which solar system would that be, exactly?

K

Audio fucking is an important feature to smoothly integrate notifications alongside media without pausing

Hey, I do both