I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new business empire.

You could also go with CRAP or Complicated Reasoning And Processing.

Learn some of those phrases, and use them to have some fun. Don’t do it all the time though. Just mix and match in a tasteful way. You can also mess around with dialects. Just don’t overdo it, because it can get distasteful very easily.

Ideally, you would find the expressions you consider useful or interesting, and start using them occasionally. For example, the Aussie style “No worries” is pretty good IMO.

Evading work takes a lot of work.

I think there are also some interesting similarities with Mussolini. Just think of the role media played. Trump was really active on Twitter, while Mussolini used Il Popolo d’Italia newspaper to spread his message.

Yeah like force speed. You have that ability, yet you used it only once. Would have been pretty handy like a hundred times in various sticky situations.

It’s a skill. You get better with practice.

In reality, people seem to follow these lessons.

Lesson 1: Never read the article—why bother when the title is all you need to fuel your righteous fury?

Lesson 2: Craft your response based solely on the title, preferably in all caps to ensure everyone knows you mean business.

Lesson 3: When engaging with comments, remember that everyone else is always wrong; they are part of a grand conspiracy against your unparalleled wisdom.

Lesson 4: You’re not just right; you’re a beacon of truth in a sea of misguided souls. Let that light shine, unburdened by facts or logic.

Lesson 5: Insults are the spice of life. Aim for at least two per sentence, and bonus points if you can weave in a creative metaphor involving farm animals.

Lesson 6: Always assume the worst intentions. If someone agrees with you, they’re obviously being sarcastic. If they disagree, they’re a troll.

Lesson 7: Grammar and spelling are for the weak. Your ideas are so powerful they transcend the need for coherent sentence structure.

I don’t see that as a problem. Every possibility co-exists, and every reality is equally real. Every moment and decision forks the universe in infinite ways, but you get to choose the one where you go.

You can save a drowning person, or let them die, but in the big picture, it won’t matter. That person will drown infinitely many ways anyway, but there are also infinitely many universes where they get saved. Don’t worry about the big picture. What matters, is how you act and how the world acts on you in this universe.

I think the idea of parallel universes solves time travel paradoxes in a pretty clean way.

On the other hand, people pull off some of the crazies stunts and accidents without getting killed.

Let’s say you’re flying on plane that has bomb onboard. The explosion shreds the plane to a million pieces in mid-air and everyone dies… right? Not necessarily.

Machine learning always felt like a very wasteful way to utilize data. Even with ridiculous quantities of it, and the results are still kinda meh. So just dump in even more data, and you get something that can work.

Yeah. Gotta say, black holes are way cooler—in more than one way.

Today I realized the logo looks like a black hole. Pretty much on brand actually, because they both suck.

Ok, so it seems like the need to shorten messages is an English problem.

On the other hand, there are languages that use conjugations, prefixes and suffixes extensively, and that changes everything. Suddenly, you can just add a few letters to include the equivalent of a few words.

Just look at the kinds of things babies do, and ask yourself: “Is this the kind of stuff you want to remember as an adult?” Remembering my teenage years is embarrassing enough as it is.

Also plot armor should take care of any disasters along the way. No worries. Just press the button and let’s go!

Haven’t seen a difference, but I also focus almost exclusively on the communities I’ve subscribed to. Checking the all or local feed has been annoying and useless since day one, so nothing has changed.

Sounds like the kind of thing that could get you a Darwin Award.

Either it happens, or it doesn’t. I’d say that’s exactly 50/50.