+1. It’s like beef but leaner and more flavorful.

“performance”

“I feel the need…”

(I don’t even have to finish the line.)

That’s the one I remember lol

edit: that and, “I’m not detecting any leaks”

I thought it was “So long and thanks for all the fish”?

“mistakes”

Turns out you’re actually right, as there were similar experiments performed on rats, with similar results, so I redacted my comment.

Still feel like it’s not necessarily a good idea to apply the lessons to human society, but… yeah, depressing outcomes.

edit: see response to OP, below

FYI, it’s very important to note that these are mice, not rats, which have drastically different social dynamics. I don’t know if this experiment has been repeated with rats, (and I rather hope not) but I wouldn’t be surprised to see a very different outcome.

Humans are very different animals, though, and we should probably be cautious about projecting these results onto society.

Bwahahahahahahaha

Yeah, I think this is the best option. It sounds a little weird at first, because we’re so used to hearing it the other way around, but it makes more sense if you think about it.

Some computer nerd friends and I came up with a solution for this:

Computer architectures typically provide separate instructions for “logical” and “arithmetic” bit-shifts. The details as to why aren’t important, but we can borrow the nomenclature.

When referring to “tomorrow” in the sense of “when I wake up from my next sleep cycle”, use “logical tomorrow”. When referring to “tomorrow” in the sense of “after midnight tonight”, use “arithmetic tomorrow” (or “chronological tomorrow”, if you really want to be pedantic).

Only NOW?

tl;dr tl;dr: use a modern compiler.

Can we just not with the AI-generated illustrations?

ArsTechnica, baby

I know they’re owned by Condé Nast, but they seem to genuinely maintain a good deal of journalistic independence

I mean, I’m not really shocked. If you’ve ever seen bald eagles in the wild, they behave more like overgrown seagulls than the dignified predators you’ve been conditioned to expect - they even sound ridiculous.

Canada geese, though? They’ll straight up fuck you up.

Would be cooler if it were 100%, but I’ll take it.

Crow/raven!

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