Just a light drizzle of terror

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Wondering if it’s fresh pasta

Best sea shanty simulator of all time

Unironically I would not know whether to cheer or boo

Considering the flag in the back I’d say your dead on

Who would you honestly vote for who can win and stop the genocide?

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As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

War is peace.

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

Comparing woke to the reign of terror is a fucking mood buddy

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

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Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

Naw, this some damned shit

Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has

It’s not really very evidence-based from what I remember. Freuds ideas rested on a lot of untested assumptions about the way human psychology works

Fucking Britain lmao. Sets up Zionist Israel then sells water cannons to the Egyptians invading Israel. I’m sure it was private business but still hilarious.