This has not been my lived experience

I thought this was specifically a no-loads-refused community

Martini?

Not a gun guy I feel like this would really good for blowing your own arm off.

NO, I AM SHUTTING THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

My autistic child who is obsessed with dates will love this fact

Based on the cartoony look of the octopus it’s probably just an art installation somewhere

*lincoln memorial pool

Accourding to know your meme it’s from the adult film “Bubble Butt Gets a Juicy Double”

The zipper merge is supposed to happen at the point where it goes from 2 lanes to 1, not earlier, so if there’s room for that guy to zoom past, everyone is doing it wrong.

I saw one article that said nothing more than the elephant walked away, but it was from the sun sooooooooooo…

I once knew a methhead who sold the alternator out of his truck (to buy meth), but since it was diesel, managed to drive it around by just getting a jump every time he needed to start it.

Unsurprisingly it was something they were working on before musk bought it

Feels like everyone I know, myself included, has had some kind of mental breakdown in the past few months. Life has become fucking crazy.

All but one of my jobs (excluding hourly jobs as a teen) have been 9-5, the one that wasn’t was 9-6 with the justification that we had a 1 hour lunch in the middle… but like… I’ve taken a 1 hour lunch at every job… so I have no idea why that company was such a stickler for that. Basically no one did shit after like 4pm anyways

Also your friends are like… wrong about the standing still part, no idea why they told you that. It’s basically just a portable EKG attached to your body that you wear while going about your normal day.

They give you a little diary to write down stuff like that.

Oh god please don’t

Yeah, that’s how I set my private server up

It’s also probably in CAD so close to just $1 million