

I got banned for visiting my mother. No really. I decided to log on from her house, and the anti-bot bot noticed I was using a different IP address and flagged me for being a bot. Did the little dance to confirm I’m a real person, which resulted in a permanent ban. Thanks Reddit!







Biggest difference was at the doctor’s office:
Fat me: Doctor, I’ve been shot!
Doctor: Have you tried losing weight? That’s clearly the problem.
Thin me: Doctor, I’ve been shot!
Doctor: Well your bloodwork looks great, nothing to do here.