That’s Friday’s close.

The futures show a hit on open tomorrow:

Just found out and believe me, people are VERY upset that the Nobel Peace Prize is NOT transferable. Amazing. After all the peace, the deals, the HISTORIC calm (tremendous calm, many people are saying THE MOST CALM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD), they say ‘sorry, rules are rules.’ Meanwhile Obama gets one for showing up. Didn’t even DO ANYTHING! I finished wars, avoided wars, brought about peace very strongly — NO PRIZE. If it were transferable (like common sense says it should be), they’d be sending it over immediately. Very unfair system, very political, very Scandinavian. RIGGED! SAD! I should have a prize for each of the 8 WARS I SOLVED. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

-@RealDonaldTrump

came here to see this

Pika pika

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Whew! I was worried about all of the l33t h4x0rz creating havoc and mayhem with their radical tools of mass cyberdestruction.

sudo apt full-mayhem

Dude needed more fiber

Raise coffee tariffs to 1,000,000 percent

-some orange dude

God created Arrakis to train the faithful……

If only they would have given Elmo his 50 billion dollar pay package, they wouldn’t be in this mess…

/s

the truth? Because Elon is the CEO errrr Teknoking.

For S&G, Just asked it to do one: