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Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前

Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

www.reuters.com

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Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

www.reuters.com

Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前
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    Grok: turn left here buddy.

    User: um… No, there’s no turn there.

    Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

    • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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      Take the third reich

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      This comment is just wrong.

      Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.

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    Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say “I did nazi that guy”.

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      Jesus Christ… take your upvote

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller.

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    Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.

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      If you drive alone a Tesla, you drive with Hitler

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        Hitler, take the wheel!

      • Mirshe@lemmy.world
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        Mechahitler*

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      Did your car just call me a k***?!

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    I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn’t make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.

    It’s a Nazi car.

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      Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though

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      *SwastiKKKar

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      Well yeah, he’s a Nazi. That’s well-established.

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    When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.

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    in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

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    Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?

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      It’s going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.

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    This is so stupid.

    To me, “AI” in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

    …Not a chatbot.

    I’m more “pro” (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don’t need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

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      It’s because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.

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        Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD’s diagnostics to a HUD as a more polished, standard ‘overlay’ for the driver, literally run with the car’s own hardware. You’d think Tesla execs would know about that since it’s literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.

        …But no.

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      There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label NFC label like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

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    Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler

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    I can’t wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

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      Dude. Sell your Tesla to a Republican asshole or something already. Is it really that difficult to get rid of them?

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        Umm, I said I can’t wait to be called a slur sir.

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    It just nuts that anyone would want this.

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      Probably nobody that isn’t a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.

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      Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.

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    Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

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    The Swasticar gets more swastika?

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