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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    A micro meteoroid breeches the hull at sublight speed in transit.

    Heat shields made by the lowest bidder, when landing.

    Based SpaceX employees fail to stock the Habs with food/seeds, as a joke.

    Ego-driven power struggle among the largest gathering of psychopathic narcissists in the Sol System.

    Aliens.