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The one he never actually said: “Why not Zoidberg?”
Examples of Zoidberg’s astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.
it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me… Disemboweling in your species… Fatal or non-fatal?
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!
“Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!”
nom-nom-nom “I’m ruined!”
I’m not hearing a nooo
“By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar”
“Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll.”
“We’re out of rolls.”
“Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!”
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
i came to post this one.
I regularly say “Hooray, I’m helping!” to my wife.
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching “whoop whoop whoop” whenever my wife wanted something I didn’t like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
There little friend, good as new
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Comedy and tragedy
where was that? i don’t remember it at all
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
The female Leela’s problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he’s a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I’m afraid I couldn’t find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
“now open your mouth and let’s have a look at that brain”
“I don’t like the looks of this doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s cured.”
“now open your mouth and let’s have a look at that brain”
“No, not that mouth.” “I only have one.” “Really?”
Young lady, I’m an expert on human physiology.
His doctorate is in art history.
Ironically, he’s never said this throughout the show’s run. The meme is attributed to him though, but it’s never said in the show.
Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it’s a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it
Makes it like Star Trek with “Beam me up, Scotty.”
