Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 1 month agoLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down11
arrow-up1376arrow-down1imageLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...lemmy.imagisphe.reMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square64linkfedilink
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoIn Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.
minus-squareBygoneNeutrino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!” “Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”
In Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.
…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!”
“Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”