@til Today I learned that 400 million years ago, the largest land organism was kinda like a giant sausage sticking out of the ground. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototaxites
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That’s just a Celestial that didnt get born.
or he’s having a great dream…
Welp, into the failures cave with the others then