A bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over.

I would suggest that if your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on you in a video game, maybe you should look inward and find out why…

  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Yeah, except that I kinda enslaved them, and use them as soldiers, and sometimes forget to feed them, and I harvest the organs of some of them (they produce them like eggs, somehow), and I put 4/5ths of them into a blender to make the remaining ones stronger, and also enslaved a girl because idk I wanted to see if the game would let me

    … but I also enslaved a black marketeer, because slavery is bad so I enslaved him

    • danciestlobster@lemmy.zipEnglish
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      3 days ago

      Man I should have been enslaving black marketeers too. Slavery is bad after all. They can’t be allowed to roam free

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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        1 day ago

        I just stumbled back on this thread, and consequently thanked 5 gods from 5 different religions for not making an excessively spicy joke about the marketeer 💀