How did Jesus die? I mean after he died and came back to life? He resurrected and so did tons of people in a nearby graveyard and they all walked through the nearest town (yes this is very literally what’s written about the resurrection in the bible) then what? He just went to a hill and floated away? What happens after that to him? Seems like a huge plot hole
All it takes is a bit of searching to get your answer…
It’s just really weird to recite the biblical account of the resurrection and then just ignore that it also accounts for his ascension.
You can disagree with it and mock it, but it’s certainly not a plot hole. You can find other plot holes to argue about, but the bible clearly says he flew up to heaven…
How did Jesus die? I mean after he died and came back to life? He resurrected and so did tons of people in a nearby graveyard and they all walked through the nearest town (yes this is very literally what’s written about the resurrection in the bible) then what? He just went to a hill and floated away? What happens after that to him? Seems like a huge plot hole
I knew Zombie Jesus was real!
And the zombie hoarde lumbered into Jerusalem and they did feast on many brains and it was good. Amen.
All it takes is a bit of searching to get your answer…
It’s just really weird to recite the biblical account of the resurrection and then just ignore that it also accounts for his ascension.
You can disagree with it and mock it, but it’s certainly not a plot hole. You can find other plot holes to argue about, but the bible clearly says he flew up to heaven…
He allegedly basically went “vwoop” straight up to heaven, also so did his mom for some reason.
Some say he continues to walk around to this day… that would kinda suck
Zombie Jesus isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Zombie Jesus: