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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “only one person per file”

    so we’ve reverted back to the rcs/cvs days?

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      GLADOS was already attempting to digitize employees. And we all know you don’t concatenate employees, because the DIFFs become useless.

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      welcome to Microsoft SourceSafe :)

    • PlzGivHugs@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, this takes place in the Half Life/Portal universe where the world basically ended in the early 2000s, so it makes sense.

    • sjmulder@lemmy.sdf.org
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      We don’t even have that rule with CVS. Sometimes you have a merge conflict after cvs up, well then you fix it. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

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