- Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma - What’s ligma? /s - The modern version of a henway 
 
 
- Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other. - Yeah, I do. It’s over there, slightly to the left - Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head… 
 
- You should get checked about JS too, I’ve heard it is the worst one of them. - Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that. 
 
 
- Really? 50%? - angry upvote 
 
- How about HDMI? - The most terrible and awful disease. - I thought it was an infection… - both, both is good. 
 
 
 
- std::cout << “Do you have HTML?”; - Don’t forget the endl ! - endSegmentation fault. Core dumped - Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P 
 
 
 
- HTML has nothing to do with sex. - What you mean, pornhub has HTML. 
 - I’m afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote. - …and my axe (or something) - Okay then - I mean it’s a missed opportunity to also choose this guy’s wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person’s partner?), but it works for me! :-P - Can we pretend that I shared the “I understood that reference” Captain America meme right here where it belongs? 
 
 
 
- If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD. 
 
- 43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let’s keep this going. - What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch. - Only about one third of Americans know that it’s Thomas Jefferson on the nickel. - These people vote. 
- Surely you mean - <ul>…- <ol>…</ol></ul>
- Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for “hot metal” after a type of ancient torture device. 
- As long as they don’t screw with the code 
- Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html? 
- They might have a point. 
- Half of them, seriously? 
- They say sixty-five percent of all statistics - Are made up right there on the spot - Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em - Whether they’re accurate statistics or not - Now, I don’t know what you believe - But I do know there’s no doubt - I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof - I got too much to think about 













