Grape compote or coulis reduction. Not relish.
I’m the worst about this. My mom and I will try a new restaurant and I’ll be talking about “oh this needs acid, that’s the perfect amount of heat, blah blah.” Meanwhile, I’m over here “cooking” noodles with a pile of kimchi every other day because that’s all I ever have in the fridge.
But that’s only 33% accurate. Relish is pickled fruits and vegetables and white bread isn’t brioche.
Its 0%. Peanuts aren’t nuts despite the name
This guy legumes
legume deez nuts
It is when you go to a hipster food truck that charges $15 not including tip.
Source: I go to a lot of food trucks.
One time we saw this weener slinger in a parking lot that basically had a drive-thru operation going and we got intrigued but wernt hungry at the time.
So we went out looking for him again on another day and found him somewhere else and got ready for some dinner glizzies, but he was charging $14!
We had come all this way so we had to still get them and they were very good with a side of fries and a canned drink but no matter what $14 for a hot dog is just not right
But it is 14 for hotdog, fries and drink. sounds pretty much like any fastfood pricing tbh
I read the title as Master Chief at first and thought this was some elaborate joke. Now I know I’m just dumb
[In the voice of Janet] Not a nut.
A good place reference? In 2024?
Wait so you’re telling me the “jelly” in a PB&J is grape and not as I have assumed for all my life strawberry or raspberry?
Use any flavor you like, there aren’t any rules
I simply must have it my good sir, Name thy price of your deletcablely eloquent meal.
$35
