Meme transcription:

Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??”

Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!”

Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

  • Spzi@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Me in tech support.

    Customer calls: “Internet is not working!!”

    Me: “Router lights status?”

    Customer: “Can’t tell.”

    Me: “Why?”

    Customer: “Router still in box.”

    Me: “…?”

    Me (pretends it was just an error of communication): “Can you please describe the lights on your router?”

    Customer: “I can’t. It’s still in the packaging. The box is on my table.”

    Me: “…??? … You … need at least electricity to power this device.”

    Customer spirals into rage and madness: “I ordered wireless internet!! I won’t plug any cables in! I did not want any wires!!!”

    • Tygr@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      As a high school student, I had a job like this for about a week. On my last day, I received this call just like yours and I said “You are quite possibly the stupidest person I’ve ever interacted with” because they were yelling this type of nonsense and screaming over me.

      I do not regret my exit to the call center work life. You people have a special type of patience and deserve to be paid far more.

      No customer service reps? Company fails.

    • bleistift2@feddit.deOP
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      1 year ago

      I mean, nowadays you can get wireless internet – via LTE/5G. For technologically illiterate users, I’d put the blame on whoever sold them a WiFi router.