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Jaromil@fed.dyne.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

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Jaromil@fed.dyne.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago
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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

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      Child Overflow Error
      

      Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

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        Hol’ up!

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      I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

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      One kid’s getting garbage collected either way

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