I bet you could no show at that job for 6 months before they fired you. It’s free money.

I often use only the curser to code. I prefer to drag and drop letters from a virtual keyboard into my IDE.

All modern fruits and veggies are GMO on some level. Humand has been selective pollinating plants since the beginning of farming.

Woah woah woah. Those billion dollar companies are investing in our town, that’s why we are giving them the equivalent of millions of dollars a year for free. -s

It was selling tungsten cubes to another AI who’s job was to restock the vending machine.

Clippy? I need help

Someone has to generate the bugs we pay you to fix.

You can think of it as a chance to start a diet too.

Remember when the Canada wildfires caused a toilet paper shortage in the USA. The USA is about to be in a world of poop.

I think that’s actually just dirt. I recommend the sanitize cycle on your dishwasher to make sure it’s clean.

hot dog or not hot dog

I don’t know if the USA currently sells data. It appears to be illegal but the current administration doesn’t always play by the rules.

Have you ever used a phrase activated voice assistant (hey Google, Alexa, Siri). They are always listening in case you use the phrase. Amazon and Google both admit they record and stores voice data. Google sells ads based on search history.

False. All data has value. Vitals can 100% be used to sell targeted ads for pharmacuticals, supplements, lifestyle brands, gyms, and more. Also if it has a microphone it’s listening to everything.

Jeff Goldblum just going to town on a female triceratops only to realize it’s a male.

That’s double indemnity. You can’t be tried for robbing the same bank twice. -s

The mean mean nobel commity is full of bad guys, way worse than they want you to know. But I know. Real bad terrible people. I solved it, no one else could do it, I did it. Iran, they love me there. I bombed them and they called and, you know what they said, they said thank you. They were wrong, and they knew it. So I gave them piece. They said it couldn’t be done but we did it. America is back. - DJT

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I don’t think the US owns and operates all these bases. I think many of them are local military bases that the US has stationed troops at.

OP is trying to link sun screen usage to depression. OP is an idiot.

I think r/conservative has a rule that you need to have conservative opinions to post/comment there. Of course having “conservative opinions” is highly subjective. The mods there will ban you for any opinion they view as not conservative enough.