A banana is way too big for the scale to make sense

I was impressed too.

I bought a fake Casio watch recently, you can tell because of (among other things) the quality of the samller letters. It’s hard to print small.

But these guys did it. This broken english is printed with impeccable quality.

You’ve figured it out

None of my family members know what a furry is and i’m keeping it that way.

You don’t understand, this batter was a lot saltier than the batter you’re thinking of

Tons, and cinnamon, flour, and a little bit of salt. I find that the bread dilutes the flavor, so i overload the batter to compensate.

I don’t like bland french toast

First thing i did, while my mouth was still salty from the first bite, is go get my sharpie.

Never again

There’s a 1% chance that the weird cousin who never comes to family gatherings might be a furry. That’s absolutely it.

The idea of having hobbies in common with family members seems alien to me - which i think, to quote the meme phrase, Says A Lot About Society.