

That’s not how that works though…
That’s not how that works though…
That’s actually pretty cool.
I don’t see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.
You have a flag?
I don’t know man, I feel like patriotism is a racket. Why buy into it?
Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I’m pretty certain they don’t say anything.
You do end up looking like Adam Jensen though.
Well, Adam Jensen with a fancy new beak aug.
I mean, that’s a legitimate option.
Honestly, it’s not Lemmy, it’s the whole Internet being overrun by bots. There is no safe haven and I haven’t heard a single feasible solution to the problem. But, at least in my experience, staying off the Internet works great. When I’m talking to someone face to face I practically never worry that they might be a bot.
Also, having offline conversations tends to make me happier. So there’s another benefit. I know it sounds cliche or like I’m joking, but I’m really not.
Do you mean what ubiquitous toxin will be next?
Or do you mean how can we get by without plastic?
If it’s the second one, the answer is easy, fucking aluminum. We’ve had the answer forever and it still works great. Glass too, good for many applications.
Now the actual problem isn’t plastic bags or beverage containers though, it’s clothing and tires. Most clothing is plastic these days and tiny plastic fibers break up into micro plastics and take to the air or end up in the sea. Car tires are also just plastic these days, not rubber (which is arguably better for the environment than leveling rainforests for rubber tree plantations, sigh…), the tires rub off on the road like a pencil eraser on sandpaper. This also ends up in the air and sea.
So anyway, replacing plastic beverage containers is a great step, a no brainer, but it also doesn’t address the real problem at all. I hope that some day soon tires and clothes can start to be made with biodegradable “eco plastics”, but if that doesn’t turn out to be feasible, we’ll be in some serious trouble. And once we have some real, feasible, affordable replacements, then we need to actually outlaw the use of older plastic tires, in every country on the planet, despite heavy lobbying against any new measures from vested interests… I can’t even imagine how to make that happen. How did we do it with lead? Has every country outlawed lead in gas?
Ok, I’ve officially employed this method, mixing it with some other suggestions in the thread.
Cha-cha-cha-lava,
La-la-la-chicken!
Oooh chicken jockey
It’s a chicken jockey!
Peaches peaches peaches peaches
Woooon-derboy!
I did get a satisfying “no dad, that’s not how it goes”, but then it resulted in him singing it a few more times… I think I’ll just keep it up until it’s clear to him he’s being trolled, then we’ll see what happens.
I don’t wanna sound old here…
I got bad news for you, that’s basically all we’re doing right now.
Oh shit… I don’t think he’s ready for that level of weird…
Hah, now I just want to know what he’d think of it.
Where would we be without black olives on pizza
We’d have pizza people actually wanted to eat!
Don’t get me wrong, if you want to keep more pizza for yourself, then olives are a great deterrent and that’s a legit strategy.
If you want to do a real case study, get only two pizzas and put olives on one, pineapple on the other, and just watch.
Right!
Nice try son.
Honestly, this is probably the answer.
“SORRY KID, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC. WHAT? IT’S CALLED RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, YEAH YOU’D LOVE IT. WHAT? NO, NOT TILL YOU’RE OLDER”
Haha, that’s a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just “well actually” at him until he stops.
Oh man… That’s the dream. I think I’ve missed my window for that though, at this point the wife is pretty committed to keeping him.
I’m not sure that’s really gonna make the situation better though…
He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do…
And he immediately responds “STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!”
And I’ll never stop doing it
They went and built the torment nexus…
They can’t not use it!