Oh look she IS smiling.

Is it possible to upvote and downvote at the same time?

Headphone jack. Next to my bed is the one good Bluetooth headset, the two crappy backup sets for when it is charging, and the gigantic earmuff yardwork set for when the good one is still charging and the 2 shit ones have already died.

“You are a human too” for all people.

But don’t you want to have what I’ve come to enjoy: Printer roulette?

Win, “printer”, enter…come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job…dammit edge, no I don’t want to search bing for an inkjet.

Win, “printer”…, enter…come on Control Panel, you can do it…HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap