We watched Keanu, remembered exactly nothing about it, knew that we should have, so watched it again.
FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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That’s what I said to my wife. Then she explained it’s Liz Lemon and after that I was okay with it.
It is distinctive.
Yeah, clean it every day and some cat will come by and make a mess in 5 minutes.
It’s constantly getting dirt tracked on it because of dirty cat paws. It might be a bathroom sink but it doubles as a farm sink.
There are eight of them and six of those are girls.
Ouch. That sounds painful. I’m surprised they didn’t have diarrhea if they were drinking milk. That should have got them going.
He definitely has a distinctive long face that pares up with this cinnamon swirl body to make him instantly recognizable in our sea of orange cats.
Cece showed up as an untameable feral. Yet here we are.
There are two feral cats in this household that I do avoid eye contact with because they will immediately bolt for the cat door.
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World News@lemmy.world•Leipzig: 2 killed after car drives into crowdEnglish
61·5 days agoThe headline and the first sentence both indicate that this was an autonomous car that did this instead of a person. It is corrected later on but it’s still bad form in the 21st century where cars can drive them themselves.
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World News@lemmy.world•Three dead in suspected hantavirus outbreak on Atlantic cruise shipEnglish
21·6 days agoThere goes my plans for a cruise of the Four Corners area.
The fourth most valuable metal on Earth is copper jacketed lead. No one’s using that to make data centers.
I noticed that too. But it was the gif I found so it was the one I used.
Here you go.

s/show/meme/

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World News@lemmy.world•Controversial EU-Mercosur free trade deal comes into forceEnglish
1·8 days agodeleted by creator






Too tame. Too many cats already.