Same. My wife makes fun of me for my halfway through a single beer personality change

The door… Is locked. Due to this fact, the door cannot be locked, as it is already… Locked. The door, is un-lockable, as it cannot be made into the locked state due to already being there

As with all inventions, the 40 hour workweek lie remains while 60+ hour weeks continue. I do more work, get paid the same, and am expected to work even harder. The machine must grow

If save more money by fire employee, must fire employee.

Make more money, bigger yacht, janice come back :)

The glowies are glowing quite bright this time of year

I relate quite significantly to OP and buproprion just made me extremely pissed off all the time. Like i wante dto fight people in the streets when im usually very level headed.

That being said i cant find out if amphetamine will work for me because i quite literally cannot afford to go to the doctor anymore. I guess ill just end up dead in like 5 years or something 🤷

I feel like not knowing how fast you were going is also an admission of guilt though. Like, youre supposed to monitor that.

Smart people tend to have particular and specific tastes. Squabbling over semantics is how the right keeps winning. Just vote the democratic socialists in already

Also “off” meaning both off and on

The alarm went off (the alarm started) The light went off (the light suddenly stopped producing light)

Both. It is already been locked and therefore cannot be “locked”; simultaneously because it is locked, it is able to be unlocked.

I more want a guesstimate of when my phone will be red, so if anything a second timer next to my clock would be best.

…or a number that i can tune my own instincts to

Yes. I dont know a single (gen z) peer who has less than 4 hours screentime daily

Airbnb as a service for homeowners to rent to visitors is a great idea. Want to rent out your basement to weary travellers? Heres a service to do that.

Buying 20 single family homes to generate passive income is an incredibly stupid, antisocial, and dystopian idea.

The beatings wildfires will continue until morale energy generation improves

I think donation/investment based freemium is the future of internet content once the bots kill ad viability

Yeah, its not handling “my grandma is dying pls send emt” calls, but more “The concert hall is on fire” call #450.

That being said, I disagree with most applications of AI that prevent human interaction. Just because im the 40th person calling about a situation doesnt mean my call is useless, it means i might have new information on an evolving situation.

Local small businesses are being priced out of self hosted server options since ~October (Source: MSP)

Well, the alternative is a bunch of crackpot comments with no pushback (except downvotes) and 3-10x less actually-decent-takes

I feel a better choice is just infinite choice voting. Vote for anyone and everyone you want,tally them up and most votes win.

Vote everyone if you dont care, vote your main choice and a safe choice otherwise, or vote for one person if you are super confident or dont like the others

From what ive gathered via hentai, actual professionals in legal prostitution do a sexy shower with you thats actually just to prevent this exact scenario