Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

He was chasing them with cocaine.

I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.