Nobody wants to mention the Malazan Empire series? That’s probably fair since chances are good someone would screw it up royally.

Just don’t say Elric since we know how they screwed us over on his ripoff.

You’re incorrect. It is indeed a higher chance to switch from #1 to #3. You should look up Monty Hall paradox. It’s in the link that you replied to that explains it.

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

No joke. Many years ago we went to a biker bar and it happened to be a karaoke night. Asian guy sings Secret “Asian” man and we lost our shit.