They look a helluva lot better than those fake trees I see a lot of. One of those in my front yard.

It didn’t turn out so well the first time.

There was a reason businesses would put a sign out front that said “NINA”. No Irish Need Apply.

Any similar apps on Android people recommend?

I can’t hear you!

Alpha is the weakest, usually stopping on the skin or other thin layer. Gamma goes right through a person. In college, we were warned more about beta emission because beta could enter the body by couldn’t leave in the same way that gamma could.

Sending one lady away with her stalker, or frying the brain of a “genius”, just to name a couple.

But I couldn’t walk through a door-sized version if there were a screen, unless there’s some other European magic I didn’t know about.

The fact that they come in door sizes is new to me, but that sounds magical. Now if only bugs didn’t see a cracked door or window and think it’s free real-estate.

Who knows, maybe polio will have a resurgence. It’ll go nicely with the measles surge.

Hear me out…

You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

But he didn’t do anything. Luigi and the guy in the security camera look nothing alike.

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

Shit, after the first episode of the newest Black Mirror season, I would very much prefer no implants in my brain.

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.