Hear me out…

You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

But he didn’t do anything. Luigi and the guy in the security camera look nothing alike.

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

Shit, after the first episode of the newest Black Mirror season, I would very much prefer no implants in my brain.

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

More than just sending the poor or prisoners out to “sweep” the field?

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.

I think you’re seeing classic Gameboy Zelda. Awakening and the Oracle games.

It’s going to get to the point where you might not live long enough to see the next installment of a series. Kinda scary to think about.

The key card thing is stupid. Nintendo is (was), I think, the last developer who released full games on their media format. I will go so far as to import games to get a physical edition. If I’m going to buy a physical “thing”, that “thing” better be there in its entirety. I’ll be using the third party options that take and make physical releases even more than I was before.

I just beat that bastard tonight. Gained nearly 3 levels. Felt so good when the parries just kept coming. Nice job.

R. E. S. C. U. E. Rescue aid society!

I mean, there are medical reasons too. Some women would prefer not to have an abortion, but not doing so could kill them, as we’ve seen time and time and time and time again (not an exhaustive list)

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.