The majority of these people should be in retirement homes. Bad ones.

I think bonzi trees are enslaved. Like, they’re purposefully mutilated and stunted in their growth for the tastes of beings vastly beyond their comprehension.

By that same vein, I think most commercial trees are probably enslaved too. Do you know what they do to walnut trees in the central valley of California? They cut old trees down to the stumps, then Frankenstein little sallplings onto those stumps like gluing the top half of a toddler onto world class powerlifter legs. It’s honestly kinda fucked up even if they didn’t feel anything, and studies have repeatedly shown that plants can probably feel something analogous to pain.

Nissan does this too. I leased a new Kicks when they came out and HATED it. Seats were terrible, car was underpowered, and some jackets decided to program the cvt to “shift” because Nissan got complaints that the car was stuck in gear. Just learn how a CVT works.

Anyways, 4 years later, I still get emails about monthly maintenance work, tow alarms, and tracking updates. I never asked for them to begin with and I guess I’m stuck with it as a VW guy now.

I always thought it was because they tried for an “anatomical” perspective and it never worked. Like I think the goal was supposed to be you could look down at your own character model but it was never really inplimented, leaving a janky forward and back motion to the vertical tilt. It’s just enough to make some people a little motion sick.