Someone has to be willing to buy it, first off. Usually what you’re selling is a script or book that you wrote, though. Not necessarily the details of your life itself.

Custom OS that no one else has access to. It might be full of exploits and bugs, but only you would know that. 😉

I remember playing battleship with one of my cousins while at our grandma’s for christmas and I kept winning because they never looked up and noticed the mirror on the ceiling. 😈

If brakes easily overpowered the engine, I would never be able to accidentally drive away with my parking brake still engaged.

Imagine shitposting so hard you lose an arm.

I want the island base the bad guy has in The Man With the Golden Gun. And maybe the golden gun, too. Don’t need the 3rd nipple, tho.

The best game that was just an advertisement was Chex Quest. But, I mean, they hired some teenagers who loved Doom to make the game and gave them little to no oversight other than “explain what a healthy breakfast is and include Chex cereal.” So they just made a kick-ass Doom clone that only marginally advertises the cereal.

What a coinky-dink. I’m pooping right now.

Maybe it was the 3rd machine I built, then. 🤔 I had a 9800XT, too, at some point. Up until AMD bough ATI, I was only ever using ATI cards.

The one I get, the words “experiencing problems?” is the link. But really, the only “problem” I experience is a momentary black screen as it loads the video without the ad.

All the link does is take you to the support page where it explains how to disable your ad blocker.

I think I had one of these… Is this the one that came with Half-Life 2? Maybe it was the 4750 🤔

That would have been the first or second PC I built entitely from brand new parts and not Frankensteined together from other PCs. My dumbass paired it with a Celeron tho. It was cheaper than a Core 2 Duo and had four cores instead of 2! 😩

The combat in this game is gnarly fun. If they do make another game or two, I hope they add even more puzzle stuff to the combat. It’s hard to explain, but they really managed to take super small encounters (like you vs 1 or maybe 2 enemies in a small room) and make them as stressful to deal with as the characters you’re playing as probably feels. It also gives more challenge to basic gun play than your speed and precision. You need to have patience, have good movement, and watch basically two different games at once (the shooter and the puzzle).

I get where you’re coming from, as I have always held the same thought, but having played these remakes I actually quite like that it’s not 100% the same exact story. I like the meta plot added to it that explains a lot of changes. It sure is better and way more interesting than simply changing lines of dialogue or key moments without any explanation or diagetic reasoning.

However, I am also not really fine with stretching it out into 3 separate games at full price. It was $60 new originally for the whole game, on 3 discs. Now they want you to pay $70 times 3 for 3 whole games that tell 1 complete story. Shit has the same vibes of greed that Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit had.

Painful diarrhea that doesn’t kill you?

Use emojis in the display name field.

No they wouldn’t.

“Hell yeah. Get Canada to pay that shit!”

Your brain will begin to have wrinkles again.

Not to mention The Nurse.

A furry convention.

Oh, so like these bitchin’ sunglasses I found the other day?