Do you use your fingers or a fork?

It’s the worst and you can’t even stop it like you can stop eating. You just have to endure and push through.

I’d try that, but I think it would really fill me up.

I’ll try.

It kind of is since it’s a sphincter that opens and closes.

One more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.

Good riddance. I can’t think of the last time a billionaire did any good besides build a new worthless toy or find a way to exploit consumers and the government.

Not like we’ll collapse anyway. Most of their money is spent on overseas labor and goods because they want to hoard all they can.

Only the dim glow of the screen illuminated Hackerman, leaving his face in a shrouded mystery under his hood.

From the corner of Hackerman’s room, a figure crept out of the void. A nightmare silhouette crowned with a trillby hat. Hatman stood behind Hackerman, his cold strong hands squeezed Hackman’s shoulders.

The frenzy of typing ceased. Hackman spun around in his Respawn Pro chair. Their faceless expressions hide their desires.

“Are you not scared stiff?” Hatman whispered.

“Oh I’m stiff but not scared.” Hackman replied.

Hatman’s eyes moved down to Hackerman’s lap to see a tower of lust erected in his honor. He was shocked by the size.

“People only see me from the desk up, I have no need for pants.” Hackman said.

In a moment of passion Hatman spun around and dropped his shadow pants to expose his shadow love hole.

Looking over his shoulder Hatman said “No one can move because of all the benadryl and I just want someone to move me! Take me Hackman!”

Hackman stood and placed his nibble fingers around Hatman’s slender waist. He took one hand and lowered Hatman down with such force, his hat fell off. Than he thrusted deep.

“I’m in!” moaned Hackerman.

Has anyone done a fanfic of hackerman and hatman falling in love? Like hatman shows up in the dark room and instead of being scared, they kiss.

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Their have been power outages that have effected my work. The excitement of getting to go home being crushed by a generator kicking on is terrible.

From 5pm to 11pm I have second work. So I need 11pm to 1am to just be myself.

Does Batman have responsibilities like Spider-Man?

My POV reading this post.

Ah yes, three fine specimens of Aryan perfection. What a group of fucking gooners.

If your life is boring, it’s because you are living in a manner that isn’t enjoyable to you. Quit your shitty job and find a better one. Move to a different area if your current area it’s not pleasurable to you.

That line shows a lack of experience. I find happy moments in life, but it’s certainly not all sunshine and rainbows. I’m currently living my life for the betterment of my family, to provide for them. I have to work a job I hate and I given up most of my free time for them. Do I hate them for it, absolutely not. Do I struggle mentally because of it, certainly.

I can’t move because I can’t afford to find a home where I can move my family to. My mom lives with us, which makes it more complicated. Not easy to move from a low cost area to anywhere else and find the same space typically beyond my means.

I can’t switch jobs, because I’d have to take almost a 25% to 50% cut in pay to do what “I want” which is a big hit when you’re just getting by already. I stick with it and keep it mentally as a thing I have to do to provide for others.

I question this every now and than and my own well being is less than those around me. Sucks a lot, I make the best of it. Let me be negative about life it’s one outlet I have left, I keep myself going by taking my suffering and altering it into a form of dark humor to lessen the blow of reality.

If you are able to do whatever you want when you want I envy your youth or your solidarity. You’ve obviously not had to make a sacrifice yet or you have been very fortunate. Don’t punch down at people who can’t make those choices.

You have 71 days to share this picture with someone else. If you don’t, Eggman will crawl out of this meme completely nude and covered in oil.

I can hear this image