But they aren’t repairable now because you keep setting your fucking wrenches on top of them

Beautiful!

All my homies hate children. - unity devs

We have more in common than everyone wants to believe.

But of course that doesn’t make headlines.

Why is google plus on the keyboard?

The forbidden organic airbag.

I got through it by setting one alarm on my phone, moving my phone out of arms reach (across the room), and setting the volume on high. It was very annoying but it worked.