Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js4_yIMCWDc&t=3s

Yeah, I know. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Unless there are enough teachers to rotate shifts.

There isn’t enough to cover current shifts.

Reminds me of a Lonely Island lyric:

Dreamgirl you amaze me all dressed in paisley

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

I’m glad you found that’s the case, but that doesn’t really have anything to do with this article.

As a teacher, how would this work for schools?

It was going great until they all died years ago.

No, because she has a reaction video to every single negative thing anyone says on TikTok. I’m all for her boundaries.

She’s handling fame better than Chappel Roan.

Are you afraid of mustard?

Statistical chances of being killed by grey aliens based on current statistics: 0%.

Statistical chance of colorectal cancer: 4%

You aren’t stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

Your comment makes it seem as if you exist outside of humanity. Unless you’re an alien or a robot, be the change you want to see.

That’s a simplistic reduction. They’ve been saying it’s going to run out for 30 years.

If you can’t control the change, why would you treat yourself as if it’s your fault? Change is inevitable. Learn to be at peace with yourself and exterior changes won’t affect how you feel.

I would suggest a few books for you if you’re interested.

There is no changing the future or past actions. The only time you can change anything is this very moment. If you focus on what you may or may not have tomorrow, you aren’t living today.

My biggest fear is something happening to my kids. If something happened to them my hair would turn white, I would curl up in a ball and die.

No, it’s not. Social security is not a failing program.

I see them a few times a year in Michigan. They are more common these days.

Captive animals, I’ve seen countless exotic animals. Wild animals are a cooler experience.

A wild black bear in the northern Lower Peninsula.

A loggerhead sea turtle in Calibogue Sound.

A baby Atlantic bottle nose dolphin riding waves at a beach in South Carolina.

I saw a group of 25k redhead ducks together floating on Lake St. Clair in 2022.

Not rare animals, but the sight was. I saw a bull shark eat a sea gull that was floating on the water.

I also saw a dead alligator that was bloating up from rot get stuck on the bow of a boat on the Savannah river. A guy tried to kick it off and his foot went through it and it was the most putrid thing I’ve ever seen.

It’s not deep at all. It’s true. Both sides of this conflict suck ass. That area needs to fucking get it together and the US needs to stop involving themselves.