Last night. It was a Bass Pro Shops hat I wear in the yard or on walks. They go to shit real fast, but they are cheap as shit.
However, I have a rope brim hat I bought at Tootsie’s in Nashville. That’s my fancy hat.
Last night. It was a Bass Pro Shops hat I wear in the yard or on walks. They go to shit real fast, but they are cheap as shit.
However, I have a rope brim hat I bought at Tootsie’s in Nashville. That’s my fancy hat.
Hook. Forrest Gump.
I loved that movie. DON’T watch the sequel. Don’t do it.
Despite their somewhat cuddly appearance, otters have teeth and jaws that are strong enough to crack open
shellfishhuman fucking skulls.
I understand that the roots of these holidays are religious. Even Christmas. However, I argue that the meaning and traditions of these holidays have been heavily high jacked by American culture and mean more to American culture than they do religion at this point. St. Patrick’s Day? The most people can tell you about St. Patrick’s day is that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. And by snakes, they meant Pagans. Who knows what the fuck Halloween means to religious people these days? Hell, without looking it up, what are its roots? I even argue that for a higher percentage of Americans, Christmas is more about presents and Santa than it is Jesus birthday.
Try everything. Why the hell not? Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap, and Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrrito are the best. Baja Blast is the real deal.
Also, here comes the baby boomer diarrhea jokes. Every time Taco Bell is mentioned, it’s the same joke. I don’t even think it’s NOT that funny, but it’s just the same joke over and over.
As a secular American, I can tell you my favorite holidays.
Independence Day - Hot Dogs, Outdoors, Beer, Fireworks
Thanksgiving - Food, Wine, Family
Halloween - Costumes, Candy, Booze
New Year’s Eve - Party, Champagne, usually a charcuterie board
St. Paddy’s Day - Beer, Corned Beef
Memorial Day/Labor Day - Backyard BBQs, Beer
Maybe my religion is alcohol.
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Odd Job seemed invincible in multiplayer.
I’m calling the fashion police
I was just kidding. I’m very jealous. I’ve spent thousands and have nothing to show for it. Maybe a hundred bucks from live shows 20 years ago.
Humble brag alert
Was it a dildo made of starburst? No one will buy mine
Ok. Will do! Thanks!
You know what sucks about Facebook? The fact that it took the reigns from Craigslist and you can’t buy local used stuff without having a Facebook account. I hate hate hate that. I want to sell my used shit without a Facebook account. It’s all fucking tire kickers anyway.
I’m an American with an Android phone. I use Google Messages for SMS because no one uses anything but iMessages or SMS here. It blows ass.
They gonna get waymo fares
Game:
GoldenEye 007, but I want it to be in 1997 playing on the 27" CRT TV in the basement with my brother. Technically, it was my N64, so I always got to use the gold controller that it came with. We sat on the carpet within feet of the giant wooden TV cabinet, because the cords weren’t very long. My dad was a carpenter and only recently refinished the basement with tongue and groove cedar. I still remember the smell of the wood and the sound of the furnace clicking on down there. He even cut a crescent moon into the bathroom door as if it were an outhouse.
We liked to play Golden Gun in the temple. We even made up our own games within the game, like hide and seek. Back then he was my best friend. He made some life choices that were different from mine. We were never as close as when we played that game. We’re not in a bad spot or anything, but those days now just memories.
If there’s profits to be made, they are fucked now. Lumber tycoon pays for mercs to go in and introduce them to the AK47 unless the government protects them. Typically South American governments are not bribed or corrupt though, so they should be alright.
…heh…right?
I wish.