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No more Miracles on the Hudson, only Meltdowns.

Zelenskyy when Trump calls:

As a non-brit, I really don’t understand. I thought Labour was supposed to be slight left. Why are they running a Donald Trump Lite government? Cutting aid, cutting services, scapegoating refugees, weird AI moonshoots… Didn’t people reject these policies from the Conservatives when they elected Labour? Why didn’t the Brits just keep the Conservatives if all this is going to happen anyway?

No, impossible, I was told he gonna feel very good and very strong.

“Have you said thank you once this entire meeting?!”

Ah ah ah yeah!

But now you get what they were Göring for?

Diamonds are forever, but emeralds are for fascists.

Europe will likely have to spend double the rumored 700 billion to achieve something credible.

So, what you’re saying is that this spending package for defense is NonCredible?

Good thing everybody’s respecting laws and treaties these days!

Can’t steal what’s already stolen.

May it live forever even if they delete the toot: https://web.archive.org/web/20250115165213/https://mastodon.social/@protonprivacy/113833073219145503

Damn right, it’s better than yours

I can teach you, but I’ll have to charge

Career ending? Or career transitioning to an American company or political post?

bUT maH RIteS! /s

Except this time, with memers, giffers and shit-posts!