Did you loot for Steel, Circuitry, Gears, and Oil?

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were

The cat is saying, ‘You belong to me now. You’re welcome.’

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

He doesn’t care. He’s just into the gay stuff.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

Chess is a strange game. For me, the only winning move, is not to play at all.

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila

An Earthling???