I am a full convert to UseNet at this point! Let the Lamer’s do the torrenting

Man I don’t know how they do it. The memory leaks in those old Windows versions were crazy! I don’t miss the weekly reboots on all of our Citrix servers. It could be yearsly but you know monthly for patching

Castlevania Lord of Shadow 2. Loved the first one and 2 was just bad. I wish they would have kept it as a God of War clone, with stunning visuals, game play and music

Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend her though because he hadn’t seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth…

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/comment/c0er6q4/

Missing Space Invaders it started a coin shortage in Japan.

Others I can think of off the top of my head:

• Donkey Kong
• pacman
• zelda
• Halo
• Unreal Tournament
• Sonic
• GTA
• Gran Turismo
• Chrono Trigger
• Earthbound
• Castlevanna

Quickest way I know of to cook frozen chicken is in a Pressure Cooker aka Instant Pot. It’s done in like 30 minutes to an hour depending on what your cooking. full bird I think was an hour and change. Wings are super quick.

More info? Does it verify the gold contents on the spot and price it out?

If they have local map books, I am 11 out of 10 gonna buy one

You are forgetting about Grandpa’s Cheese Barn to. Also as another user mentioned it’s a highly populated state

Linus still approves the changes in the kernel. His main baby for the past 15 years or so has been GIT.

Cast Iron Skillet, take care of it and you will pass it down to your children.

Shoes 29.99 USD for me

I still think the real XBox handheld is another 2-5 years out. This is Microsoft dipping their toes in the water and the ROC is a great system to start that partnership

Quake 3 and Unreal tournament both released before the year 2000 and still have an active community

Which one tastes the best?

We really need a UT99 remake or something. I am just happy they finally allow it for a free download these days and oldunreal.com has been doing gods work for a long long time

Point of the story is we should never have turned our backs on GameStop and the small game, dvd and record stores.

Anyone happen to know what song they where playing?

He got any burritos in that truck?