I have some leftover hash browns and crumbled breakfast sausage (breakfast burrito scraps) but I’m not sure I have the motivation to assemble a meal from it despite the relative ease. That said, I just got some of Serj Tankian’s coffee, Kavat, so absolutely a cuppa!

This is a work of art

I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate

Note that the tone of judgement can’t be helped when asking this, but why would one want to do this to begin with?

Boop

-God, probably

Can confirm it’s a no-show for business accounts, same for me in US

My disdain for cherry candies actually comes from a childhood of sore throats and, therefore, gratuitous cherry-flavored medicines. I know it’s all mental but I can ’feel’ my tongue go numb from anything with that cherry flavor…

Teach me, master

Meow

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I have no idea what I mean but your reply made me realize I really want raisin jam to be a thing…

Wait, if you didn’t have her number how else were you gonna ask her out than in person??

1. Yogurt (strawberry) and granola
2. Beef pot pie (frozen)
3. Beer

*Snack: also beer

I would love to stop seeing posts in other languages pop up in my feed constantly - just some type of feature to help organize the languages of each instance a bit better.

Don’t be afraid to block instances if you would like to see less politics and doom scrolling. I listen to NPR and read my local news, so I don’t need to see all that here as well. I just want gratuitous memes and good convos about nothing important with internet strangers.