A Moose once bit my sister …No really! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.

I look both ways on a one-way street…

‘I have been called a ponce…’

Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!

Think they got the green light on long range missile use? Just saying, it’s a long way on and very effective strike…

Sounds like a good time!

In your base, killing your dudes.

Jeepers, looking like that, I’d be shoring up her nationality, not questioning it!

Spherical, but slightly pointy in places…

Someone must have the vaporean copypasta at this point…

As I understand it, the trebuchet is technically a catapult, I think you are trying to undermine it by referring to the lowly mangonel which is certainly inferior.

… During the medieval period…

Trebuchets - the superior siege engine. (Disclaimer: probably not medieval)

Has to be rubbishing the competition. Even if I’ve solicited the engagement, if you have to pull yourself up by putting your competitors down then you’ll lose me. Tell me why you are good, not why they are bad.

Not ANOTHER thing I need to disable when I do a clean install…

‘new potatoes’ if you will…

That’s the point they burn you at the stake for being a witch.

Please tell me it’s not Opentext…

Studies in motivational theory have been around for years which generally agree that at a very basic level people need security first, not necessarily to motivate but to be in a position to be motivated. Repeatedly pay has been proven to be a poor motivator over time. By removing the basic insecurity that people face, you give them a chance to focus on actual motivating factors like job satisfaction, self-worth and realisation.