I’m guessing this judge considers the telephone to be an example of negligent design as well. After all, the phone company doesn’t record every phone call I make and disconnect me if I mention an illegal drug.

Doesn’t systemd have the ability to do this as well with unix sockets?

I don’t recommend using the shell on routers for day-to-day management. Instead, consider using a network configuration management system like rconfig. I’ve used RANCID in the past, but I suspect something more modern like rconfig will be useful to you.

Factory battery was probably charged to a normal level and would’ve paired fine when opened if it’d been powered off. It was left powered on from the factory, which is not how it should’ve arrived. My experience is a valid criticism of a just-released rechargeable device and a QA issue. Where do you get off acting like I don’t know how consumer electronics work because I’m criticizing bad QA?

I just got mine too. Nice and klacky. Mine arrived on in 2.4GHz mode, so I had trouble with pairing until I charged it. Works great now though.