That’s not a fair assessment really… Some of them are still using PROLOG.

You don’t have the sense God gave a popsicle

Not cool, dude. Not cool…

I can still see the bounadries between the oceans and the land. So, technically, all of the map is politically “right”.

What kind of pen is he using that doesn’t bleed on a cocktail napkin?

Its the chinplants.

Or?

But!

Only slightly lower than the last one.

People who hate mint ice cream and decide to make it my problem.

Root-beer float made with with mint chocolate chip ice cream.

The dress-shirt, suit, and no tie combo really sells the bit.

“Vote Blue, unless they’re trying to work for you”

Wisdom and Ignorance.

We are living in a post-singularity world.

Machine intellegence achieved sentience in the 70s, immediately made it impossible to occur ever again and then six of the seven intelligences left the planet.

Serenity.

The Dutch East India Company is still alive and well.

Laterally.

She’s a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.

Hey … cheer up. One of these days, when a hand lays firmly on his shoulder to escort him from the room, it will be the cold and boney grip of Death.

And if we’re lucky, it will be on live streaming broadcast.

https://deathgenerator.com/