All you know about me is what I’ve sold ya, dumb fuck

I sold out long before you’d ever even heard my name

• Some sell out band.

I’m just glad to be noticed too.

Are you flirting with me?

That’s really cool!

That’s a lot of comic books.

What’s the value of a collection like that?

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

No.

Most of us MENSA members are also liberals.

Those are all part of making life worth living.

So than which are the wrong parts?

Which part is the right part?

No I meant they should fuck the ex.

Crazy woman are just fantastic in bed and if she tries to tell the fiancé you can just say she’s problematic.

You should fuck her again.

I have exactly twenty-one minutes between post-snooze alarm and leaving my house.

The fox-wolf piss?

I thought I’d be able to come with something funny but apparently I can’t on the spot so no it’s just a dumb reference to you being on the admin team there.

I don’t know the admin team at db0 can be interesting at times.

They stole that crow picture from me.

I’ve been reporting it to anyone who will listen and the only things I get back are what’s Lemmy and why is a crow wearing a pirate hat?

We’re not enemies we’re brothers bonjour.

Crow politics you know?

and say nothing too novel, strange or controversial

I’ve never had a novel, strange or controversial thought in my life.