All fun and games until a piece of space junk knocks into the satellite and you accidentally cut through the Dutch sea wall.

I’ll let you know as soon as I do.

I mean everything is approximately to scale i guess, but the further east or west you get from Europe/Africa the more bent things get. Including the area that 75% of the worlds population live.

Ouch!

Ok come up with something that’s better and just as practical.

Shocker!

😂

Because you can’t get a girlfriend, or because this is your dad?

Lol… Kamelåså

Don’t talk with your mouth full!

If we want to eat today, then me. She’s a good cook but very slow. I used to work in restaurants so my chopping speed is orders of magnitude faster than hers.

Control, the horizon games and stardew valley.

Yeah, they don’t do that where I live. They get housed and fed by the government. The only people begging are Roma. And there are laws preventing people from approaching you so they have to settle for sitting on the street corner with signs.

You can do your bit by buying locally produced drugs. You’ll also be supporting the community by creating work for American criminals.

Compromise?

Cats are a great way of dealing with the pigeons and rats that are very common in older cities.

Drowning is the least of your worries in those canals 🤮

That’s fair. Is Reddit also like that now? I haven’t used it in a couple of years.

You should get the socks and try again.