Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

The CIA’s Simple Sabotage manual is one of my favorites

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

We didn’t get the Bell Riots but maybe we’ll get a WWIII.

Still have my fingers crossed for Irish Reunification this year.

After just one season, too. Damn shame. Tim Curry was amazing.

Back in 2016 I was living in the middle of Trump country, but when I told them I was supporting Bernie and not Clinton they’d say something like “I don’t agree with him on a lot of stuff but I respect him and like that he hates billionaires.”

I really think he could have won.

It’s the pattern in American politics that has existed since I was born: Republicans fuck the economy, Democrats do their best to fix it, people blame the Democrats for the bad economy and elect Republicans who fuck it up even more.

Trump got about the same amount of votes, but Harris got way fewer than Biden did. It wasn’t hate that won the election, but apathy that lost it.

Hack the planet!

(Except those were roller blades because 90s)

If they’re never going to vote Democrat then you want to eliminate reasons for them to go vote for Republicans. A Democrat running on eliminating the embargo would energize more of them to vote Republican rather than sit it out.

Pair a full size Bluetooth keyboard to your phone

I want switches on the headliner so I feel like a pilot

Don’t know why the companies find it more profitable to buy houses people aren’t looking to actually move into, at least at the rent they are willing to accept. If I fully understood why, it might just piss me off more. Like maybe the houses work better as a loan basis than other assets, so even empty and unused they are valuable as some sort of financial trick.

That’s one thing, but housing has been a low-risk investment for a long, long time. If they bought the house OP posted in 2020 and sold it in 2024 they would have almost doubled their money even without renting it out.

Woe to the fediverse instance that experiences a Swiftie Tsunami

When movies were on cable they’d at least edit the movie to fit between ad breaks. Modern streaming services have no concern for the content, and will just drop an ad wherever.

I live at the end of a cul de sac with a bunch of killjoys who never give out candy, so kids wouldn’t visit my house.

So I take my bucket of candy and go walking around and deliver it to the kids. Plus this means everybody sees my costume.

It’s a ghost in the machine. Super spooky.

I like counting my breathing as well, but I find that remembering what number I’m on keeps me awake. So I count my breaths from 10 to 0 and then back to 10 again.

CGP Grey hasn’t made a video about it because he can’t stop staring at it

I’ll only buy it if there’s a scale model of Menards in the scale model of Menards

Pro tip: It’s a lot easier f you twist both knobs at the same time using the same motion as opening a bottle cap.