Skyline: Anal Rampage

Petter and Ben from Mentour Pilot all but said they came to the same conclusion

My kids didn’t like it because there wasn’t enough Minecraft in it.

There are plenty of gamers who love Mario games, and there’s a huge depth of lore and music and characters they could have drawn from to make it

By using generic songs it became a movie that had a Mario skin on it.

I’m only on .world because Kbin isn’t around anymore.

Exactly.

I thought both of them wouldn’t end up as clip art movies.

And I have kids.

I’m not going to read all that shit: Rogue One was fucking awesome.

That’s the problem.

Why the hell is Mario fighting Donkey Kong to the song “Thunderstruck?”

Because that is the least common denominator between them.

They couldn’t take any of the music from any of the Mario games for that scene? Of course not; most people wouldn’t know it’s music from a Mario game.

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

90s by far

It _could _ have been great. But it ended up - like the Mario movie - being a formulaic piece of drek.

WTF Rogue One is awesome

Smurfgully

If it wasn’t .ml I would not assume malice

Because “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time .”

“Of course the Central Committee would have access to your instance. Why is that a problem? Are you doing something counter-revolutionary?!”

That’s so on-character for .ml

My kid and their friends would go on there to find pedos and report them to mods

Not anymore, it’s been deprecated

Anyone who buys a WiFi enabled crock pot deserves what’s coming to them