My kid and their friends would go on there to find pedos and report them to mods

Not anymore, it’s been deprecated

Anyone who buys a WiFi enabled crock pot deserves what’s coming to them

Could have been worse. They wanted to send Big Bird.

Also, I wasn’t in kindergarten yet or I’d have seen it. I think this is a core Gen X memory that Millennials don’t have.

I only got into subnautica because Markiplier was so funny screaming in the videos

I raised pigs for meat. Three were females but their little brother didn’t taste very good because we left him intact. Much more gamey.

Cannibals claim humans taste like pork, and we’re so similar that we can use pig organs.

I’ll just watch some let’s plays on YouTube

Probably more like pork, though I’d finish them on apples and acorns because a normal human diet makes them not taste vary good.

Also you need to castrate the males a month before you eat them or they’ll taste off

They don’t compete here either.

They’ve stopped producing passenger cars, and the Chicken Tax means they don’t have to compete on trucks.

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Not scaling could be a feature and not a bug. It would raise the price of beef and thus lower demand.

The idea that we have to grow food for food is ridiculous. Cows turn grass into meat just fine, why do we need to grow corn and soybeans for them

I bet it’s because, like with hogs, we’ve bred them to be so growth optimized they can’t get enough calories from grass anymore.

I would recommend putting the pihole and any network management tools on dedicated hardware.

It’s not fun having a random update for Transmission take down your entire internet. Ask me how I know.

I guess it’s pretty American to add a bunch of sugar to something lol

But that ruins both the fun of discovery and the bliss of ignorance

Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

I prefer to keep up with news by seeing a meme I don’t understand

Astronomers have been telling us for a long time that humans can’t fathom the scale of the universe.

But somehow we can fathom numbers of the same orders of magnitude when we talk about earthly affairs.

If people can’t understand how far away Mars is, how can they understand human population numbers?

All those dead people in the laugh tracks are gonna make bank

Of course, a nice short toot just to get their attention.

Because unlike literally everyone I encounter outside my home, I am aware that other people exist.