Why do I confuse him with Russell Brand? Oh yeah, now I get it.

Oh please.

It’s how it goes. Same thing happened to me at 30, it sucks. Just be happy you don’t have kids together I’m guessing, then you’ll be connected forever attending weddings and graduations. Time to make a clean break and move on, not worth your time to dwell on the past.

Anyone seen “Smiling Friends”, it’s a fever dream of an animated series. Also, Aeon Flux and Ren & Stimpy are two of my all time favorites.

Oh, just stop already. It’s not happening. Ever!

What was that about World War III breaking out if Harris was elected?

“We work hard and play hard” makes my skin crawl. Also, had a manager who would describe every situation with a war analogy. Sorry Bob, this is Finance, we’re not literally killing each other. Take it down a notch.

The estate of Ronnie James Dio and Wendy Dio have entered the chat.

Still leaves him with just over $1 billion, enough for his great great grandchildren to live comfortably forever. Don’t be fooled, this is about tax breaks, not charity. Once you have over a billion in wealth, you’ve won the game of life. There’s nothing you can’t buy, there’s nothing you can do.

Chalk up another failure of leadership.

Left about 3 months ago, has not been missed.

I ran with the bulls in Spain. The drunk people around me were more dangerous.

Been getting into Snapped Ankles and High Vis lately. Also, been enjoying Warmduscher. Snapped Ankles needs a North American tour. Are you listening? 😁

In future news, AirBnB has gone bankrupt due to lack of bookings.

I cal BS, they knew who was going to be there and what the topics would be. Thyme got caught with their hand in the cookie jar and are now backpeddling hard.

I was making the most innocuous comments in Reddit and getting banned. I finally gave up and here I am. #RedditRefugee

Just walk away. Reddit has lost its way.

Gorilla 💯

Don’t forget to bring giant lollipops and paint freckles on your faces!

Reddit Refugee. Thanks!