I have had good luck with the Portal since hardwiring the PS5, but the price needs to come down at least $50.

Just say “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” over and over so he never forgets his place.

Are you talking about sleep, hibernate, or monitor off?

So…it’s literally the first rule.

A lot of companies use Paradox. They shit canned all their HR down to the bare bones and hired Olivia, which the Paradox recruiter I worked with said is so bad he has to take over answering in chat half the time.

I haven’t had hundreds of kids. I’m a climate savior.

Post a new one for comparison.

No, it’s “wah-fren.”

You are better.

You rub their teeth with your finger so their jowl sticks to the dry teeth.

It works on your teeth and top lip, too. Try it.

Extra long shoe horn. I eventually upgraded to a solid metal one when the cheap one broke.

People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

Most of that sounds like work. They’re just going to buy it from a data broker.

Connect it to the mustache?

This is going on his resume. This will be used as an answer on an interview question. Nothing more than that, really.

Appeasement.

All of Microsoft Office, or just Excel, Word and PowerPoint?

I think they lost funding from USAID, so I don’t know what it is now.

It is what it is.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.