It took me a few times dropping it onto the couch to get it to trigger, now I’m wondering what other Easter eggs are in here

🎼 And nuclear winter for everyone else 🎶

Look at this guy, still believing in the “round earth” theory in the year of our Lord 2026

I make a dime, boss makes a buck

That’s why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

Thanks for (most importantly) saving her, and for sharing her with us!

I nominate @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today’s cat Furryosa, since we’ve been following her journey on here for like a year

According to Steam, it’s Skyrim at 788 hours, followed by Crusader Kings II at 615 hours, followed by Skyrim at 522 hours.

Honestly though it’s probably Pokémon FireRed, my first ever save was over 500 hours when I eventually reset it, and that’s not counting all the hours on an emulator

“Oh, so you’ve got a collar with my name on it? 😉”

(I’d never actually be that bold in person)

We’ve had one, yes. But what about second Mamdani?

“Ben Ghazi and the Buttery Males” is still a 10/10 band name

That’s the actually shocking thing about this picture

First that anyone would let Stephen Miller that close to them

Second that he doesn’t reproduce by parasitically depositing a clutch of eggs into the wound of a dying animal

This might be the first time I’ve seen anyone reference it online and that’s a tragedy

Forget identifying protestors by face, by tattoos, or by gait; we’re identifying them by bulges now

Can’t be blamed for putting boots on the ground if you made them eat all the boots first

I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for “fourthmeal”

Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some kind of noises

Ligma parasitic microorganism

No, wait, don’t do that

If only he could guard me from giardia 😔