Unironically, the NES controller and game boy advance controls are still some of my favorites

Nestlé: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

“Nah bro, we just need to let the fascists exterminate one more vulnerable group and the workers will rise up and form my version of a leftist utopia, just one more group, I promise, you just gotta read more theory if you don’t believe me”

I’ve blocked more people on here for their accelerationist bullshit than for anything else. At least the fascists will tell me to my face that they want to see me dead.

Oh boy their online Magic clients work so well, I’m sure they can flawlessly implement a subscription-service DM!

This is me with Taco Bell’s shredded lettuce. If I get a burrito, I’ll know there’s a piece of lettuce in it two or three bites before I get to it.

Like I love lettuce, spinach, kale, all those leafy greens. But I swear they spray it with artificial lettuce flavoring or something.

I seem to recall a pretty successful one against the British…

Spoken like someone who’s never had a cheesy gordita crunch

It’s hard to break a 30,000 year habit

Tattoos are expensive, they can take a while to finish

It probably won’t take long

You know you’re a real forklift driver when you don’t even have to open the link to know what it is

My first real job out of high school, my “forklift certification” was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn’t stopped

I think I know where this is going…

I had to check the post not logged in, weirdly I only see your comment when I’m logged in, but yeah, I (almost) only ever ssh into it, so I never really noticed the resolution until you pointed it out

That’s a whole 86x48 more than 1280x720!

Somehow Jellyfin works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Normally I’m opposed to the MIC drone striking US citizens, but apparently there are some exceptions

Ugh, you mean I have to take it out?

websites from the 1900s

how dare you

I’m working on a computer science degree, and stuff like that is by far the most interesting to me! Assuming you don’t dislike your job, can I ask how you got into that field?