“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

Why would Joe make face at this? He’s on the tit.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.

This looks like bad taxidermy.

Yep.